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Re: Casual info from Discord
Reply #50 - Oct 10th, 2019 at 5:39pm
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Carpone wrote on Oct 10th, 2019 at 2:39pm:
The servers have been a shitshow since yesterday's patch with crippling lag, hirelings that can't be dismissed/appearing in public, and a host of other QOL issues.


Yesterday was a mess for me.   I wanted to do reapers on HC.   But I decided that the lag makes the risk crazy high.   So I just logged out and did something else instead.
  
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Reply #51 - Oct 10th, 2019 at 6:31pm
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Cripey wrote on Oct 10th, 2019 at 5:36pm:
So are you guys saying night revels is....... dead on arrival?


I'd say so. This is my first NR after like 3 years more or less so, I was excited to see if it was any different. First instance and first quest went well, got keys, tried a couple more quests and log out to get dinner ready.

The moment I log back in, the game becomes a shit show. Tried around a dozen times or so and only mananged to complete delera's twice as monster do not spawn and hireling info persists in public areas (I suspect it is essentially left in another phantom instance?)

Shame as there are a few decent items to fill some levels and the cosmetic stuff looks cute too. Not going to bother trying again until someone UNfucks something that someone or something else fucked.
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Reply #52 - Oct 10th, 2019 at 6:32pm
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Honestly a bunch of illiterate cannibals from before the birth of Christ could do as good a job as this lot. They all should have been wiped on the curtains.
  
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Reply #53 - Oct 10th, 2019 at 7:03pm
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How hard is it to not break shit year after year?
  
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Reply #54 - Oct 10th, 2019 at 7:23pm
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Cripey wrote on Oct 10th, 2019 at 5:36pm:
So are you guys saying night revels is....... dead on arrival?


I see what you did there, and well played.   Grin
  
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Reply #55 - Oct 10th, 2019 at 8:14pm
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I won't be on in discord today. I will search it tomorrow for comments to recent events.
Feel free to post your own screenshots.
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Reply #56 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:05am
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My experience yeaterday after the hotfux was similar.  Took two to four attempts involving killing the client on the loading screen to even get in.  SOP of starting a quest with a stable of hires to dismiss one at a time as folks join doesn't work since they are still occupying slots after dismissing.  Makes you want to just go out back with a bonfire and burn a couple.  Well, alot of things make that sound like a better idea, not just DDO's fuckery.
  

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Reply #57 - Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:55am
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Snu Snu wrote on Oct 10th, 2019 at 8:14pm:
I won't be on in discord today. I will search it tomorrow for comments to recent events.
Feel free to post your own screenshots.



No one who has actually seen a vagina, would waste time doing this.
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what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Reply #58 - Oct 12th, 2019 at 2:24pm
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Cripey wrote on Oct 11th, 2019 at 8:55am:
No one who has actually seen a vagina, would waste time doing this.


Suck your own dick harder douchebag
  

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Reply #59 - Oct 12th, 2019 at 6:35pm
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Well most of the problems are solved. I won't post all the rants and explanations from the discord since Wednesday.













  

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Reply #60 - Oct 13th, 2019 at 5:22am
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It wasn't related to Mabar. 

Some arrogant prick (yet again!) insisted on pushing a patch to "solve" some pathing issues and created even more issues. They were told it just needed to be rebooted and things would be okay (I picture Kevin Bacon at end of Animal House)…. how many weeks in a row before they actually got to back that patch out?

It is amazing alpha testing of background type patches goes straight onto production.
  
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Re: Casual info from Discord
Reply #61 - Oct 13th, 2019 at 7:50am
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Dark_Helmet wrote on Oct 13th, 2019 at 5:22am:
Some arrogant prick (yet again!) insisted on pushing a patch to "solve" some pathing issues and created even more issues. They were told it just needed to be rebooted and things would be okay (I picture Kevin Bacon at end of Animal House)…. how many weeks in a row before they actually got to back that patch out?

It is amazing alpha testing of background type patches goes straight onto production.


This sort of contempt for the customer has not been "startlingly impressive" for a long long time.  Instead of "amazing", I suggest "embarrassing" and "nauseating" and "rude".

Shoving another new, broken, untested system down the throats of the peasants who can't possibly appreciate how uniquely challenging the environment of DDO is for its overworked and under appreciated rockstars should be no surprise to anyone.

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WAAAHHHHH!!!  IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
IT'S BECAUSE TANGLED CODE FROM THE PAST!
MADE BY THE ROCKSTARS FROM BEFORE!
THAT ROCKSTARS CAN'T BE ASSED TO REFACTOR!
EVER!
BECAUSE IT'S SUPER DUPER HARD!
AND MY NEW SYSTEM IS BESTEST! ME ME ME ME!
AND WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT ROLLING BACK MY SUPER AWESOME NEW SYSTEM!
BECAUSE IT'S DEFINITELY NOT MY FAULT THAT MY NEW SYSTEM BREAKS ANYTHING!!!

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Dark_Helmet wrote on Oct 13th, 2019 at 5:22am:
how many weeks in a row before they actually got to back that patch out?


How many weeks did these clowns leave Update 5's damage (which included hireling problems that were very similar to this shit) in place before they released an update to start addressing them? 

(Hint, it was 8 weeks - June 28 until Aug 17)

  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Re: Casual info from Discord
Reply #62 - Oct 14th, 2019 at 4:58pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Oct 13th, 2019 at 7:50am:
How many weeks did these clowns leave Update 5's damage (which included hireling problems that were very similar to this shit) in place before they released an update to start addressing them? 

(Hint, it was 8 weeks - June 28 until Aug 17)



Update 5 rant?  Was that 2010?   Get off mah DDO lawn!
  
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Reply #63 - Oct 14th, 2019 at 6:56pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Oct 12th, 2019 at 2:24pm:
Suck your own dick harder douchebag


Dude take a Xanax. Sheesh.
  

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Reply #64 - Oct 14th, 2019 at 7:45pm
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Gunga wrote on Oct 14th, 2019 at 6:56pm:
Dude take a Xanax. Sheesh.


You gonna take a break from suckin his dick faggot?
  

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Reply #65 - Oct 14th, 2019 at 8:47pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Oct 14th, 2019 at 7:45pm:
You gonna take a break from suckin his dick faggot?


When I pulled my dirty dick out of your mom’s throat, she asked me to tell you to watch your language.
  

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Reply #66 - Oct 14th, 2019 at 10:54pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Oct 14th, 2019 at 7:45pm:
You gonna take a break from suckin his dick faggot?


I need to sell hats so you and my other fanboi's can fund my ottos box addiction.


I made one just for you

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what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Reply #67 - Oct 15th, 2019 at 1:05am
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cute guys keep tryin. maybe someday you'll find a fun insult

although I'm glad someone buys boxes.
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Reply #69 - Oct 15th, 2019 at 12:18pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Oct 15th, 2019 at 1:05am:
cute guys keep tryin. maybe someday you'll find a fun insult

although I'm glad someone buys boxes.


Your mom gives her’s away.
  

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Reply #70 - Oct 15th, 2019 at 1:32pm
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Gunga wrote on Oct 15th, 2019 at 12:18pm:
Your mom gives her’s away.


insults? in what world does this make sense
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Reply #71 - Oct 15th, 2019 at 3:49pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Oct 15th, 2019 at 1:32pm:
insults? in what world does this make sense


Just indulge the kid. You're clearly dealing with an idiot. He will feel great jerking off thinking he fought like a big boy.
Hell, he might even get out of his mom's basement to gloat.

When that happen it will be your turn to gloat pulling your dick out of his mom and say "are you winning son?"


You can thank me later, his mom always does
  
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Reply #72 - Oct 15th, 2019 at 4:32pm
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Artorias wrote on Oct 15th, 2019 at 3:49pm:
Just indulge the kid. You're clearly dealing with an idiot. He will feel great jerking off thinking he fought like a big boy.
Hell, he might even get out of his mom's basement to gloat.

When that happen it will be your turn to gloat pulling your dick out of his mom and say "are you winning son?"


You can thank me later, his mom always does


Careful, he may suck your dick for defending his honor, you dimwitted faggot.
  

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Reply #73 - Oct 15th, 2019 at 5:07pm
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Gunga wrote on Oct 15th, 2019 at 4:32pm:
Careful, he may suck your dick for defending his honor, you dimwitted faggot.


If he sucks nearly as good as you mom does I'm in for a treat!  Grin
  
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Reply #74 - Oct 15th, 2019 at 5:35pm
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Gunga wrote on Oct 15th, 2019 at 4:32pm:
Careful, he may suck your dick for defending his honor, you dimwitted faggot.


clearly your mom
  

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