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qweeve DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 463 Location: Pa Joined: Nov 18^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #25 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:09pm	Print Post
	That's the first thing I thought when I read the OP, seemed like a random number picked out of thin air to make his point.� But then again, I believe it was indeed Oswald who killed Kennedy, and the Illuminati did not actually sacrifice Paul Walker.
	« Last Edit: Mar 26^th, 2014 at 10:31am by qweeve »

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FakeStrake Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama, Derailment and Duping! Posts: 1584 Location: Inferno side Joined: Jul 5^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #26 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:11pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:02pm: Ok then you got me. And fuck you rest. Stressful week, you'll all know why soon. Let's just say I do different things for DDO now. Talking here has become even more perilous for me. Congratulations, Producer Maj!


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mystafyi Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 836 Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #27 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:12pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:41pm: Off the cuff number. Its pointless to continue. I think the majority of folks understand it was arbitrary number to make a point on a different topic.


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #28 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:12pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: "I should have said 'Billions and Billions' or words to that effect, but I claim to have no idea about how many people play DDO" Horsedookie. You know how many users are active, how active they are, how much they spend, how much they spend per minute in the game, and whatever other metrics the Zynga fellas say are important to track. I'm sure the Zynga fellas mandate that these KPIs are presented to everyone via ticker at the bottoms of their screen or scrolling LED banner in the break room. Otherwise, how could anyone be sure when you're having a pretty good year? **edited to revise history
	« Last Edit: Mar 24^th, 2014 at 11:18pm by OldCoaly »
	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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mystafyi Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 836 Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #29 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:17pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:02pm: Talking here has become even more perilous for me. As much as I hate to say this, perhaps you should fade away if this could affect your income.


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Newbin3:16 Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 75 Joined: Jan 28^th, 2014	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #30 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:17pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:00pm: Let me be really clear. There was an agreement many moons ago, that I would ignore your...antics, and you would respect my privacy.My words would not go public. If that is no longer true, that is unfortunate. I like to be able to talk freely, but if you are going to buttfuck me for a night of the forum game jollys, I'll be done with this side of the community. We can go back to the draconian ways of old. I can bring all those anti-vault walls back. Vaultie on the council. Boom. main forum? Boom. Exploiter. Boom. I'm the guy on the inside that stops that shit. Or, you can treat me with the respect I treat you, and your opinions. Don't make noise in my life. Remember game to you, job to me. Well said, and for the record I don't want to buttfuck you because I'm pretty sure you're a dude and so that would be gross for me. If you're not a dude, well then...


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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #31 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:20pm	Print Post
	rest, you sneaky cunt! Btw majmal, 3 more posts and you get to see the seekrit section
	« Last Edit: Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:22pm by NOTdarth »

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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #32 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:30pm	Print Post
	Newbin3:16 wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:17pm: Well said, and for the record I don't want to buttfuck you because I'm pretty sure you're a dude and so that would be gross for me.� If you're not a dude, well then... Also, there's the Katana thing.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Vic Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 355 Joined: Oct 19^th, 2013	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #33 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:32pm	Print Post
	Hey, lets start messing with Maj in some way that doesnt affect his reallife. Like, you know... virtual kick in the groin. The usual. Lets make him a meme.... But lets leave the important RL affecting stuff away. also, DIAF. everybody. cause we are on vault.


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FakeStrake Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama, Derailment and Duping! Posts: 1584 Location: Inferno side Joined: Jul 5^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #34 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:32pm	Print Post
	NOTdarth wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:20pm: rest, you sneaky cunt! Btw majmal, 3 more posts and you get to see the seekrit section� He's seen it; it's like Durk's secret


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GooFY Abbot Raider Offline Just one of those days... Posts: 771 Location: Washington State Joined: Dec 12^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #35 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:33pm	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:30pm: Also, there's the Katana thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki5M2-9A1zc


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #36 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:04pm	Print Post
	Dear Turdbine staff, Maj is a nice guy and he didnt talk the game just have 20k players so be nice with him. And you are a bunch of fucktards that are running this great game. FUCK you all! I hope this message help you Maj
	« Last Edit: Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:05pm by ILoveExploits »
	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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NOTpopejubal Epic Poster Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 4096 Location: Let go or get dragged. Joined: Apr 17^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #37 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:04pm	Print Post
	This is why we can't have nice things.


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majmalphunktion Major Motherfucking Malphunktion Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 283 Joined: May 20^th, 2011	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #38 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:07pm	Print Post
	mystafyi wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:17pm: As much as I hate to say this, perhaps you should fade away if this could affect your income. Nah. I can swear here.


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qweeve DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 463 Location: Pa Joined: Nov 18^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #39 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:15pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:07pm: Nah. I can swear here. And see jiggly boobs!


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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #40 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:26pm	Print Post
	deftest wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:03pm: your is widely accepted as appropiate internet sub for you're,context rules on the webs not grammer You're an idiot that neither knows spelling nor grammar. DIAF

	Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays... Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
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Chris Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 38 Joined: Nov 9^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #41 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:34pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:07pm: Nah. I can swear here. ... Not that I have been a lurker that long.. But this is the firsst time I've seen you swear in... Please give rest what he deserves... And no more bannings?
	« Last Edit: Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:39pm by Chris »

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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #42 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:36pm	Print Post
	Regarding Majmal...you guys are idiots. It was FUCKING OBVIOUS 20000 was a number he pulled out of the air. Majmal has been VERY kind to come here and talk to us over the last year or so. I, for one, I am VERY appreciative of that fact. Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
	« Last Edit: Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:39pm by Arkat »
	Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays... Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #43 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:39pm	Print Post
	Arkat wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:36pm: Regarding Majmal...you guys are idiots. It was FUCKING OBVIOUS 20000 was a number he pulled out of the air. Majmal has been VERY kind to come here and talk to us over the last year or so. I, for one, I am VERY appreciative of that fact. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm an ass but im proud of it. And you are right Maj has been nice.

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Donny-Brasco Waterworks Kobold Offline Posts: 118 Location: Detroit Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #44 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:55pm	Print Post
	qweeve wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:15pm: And see jiggly boobs! And bouncy asses... I mean.. I'm equal opportunity when it comes to attractive female anatomy.

	"I hate you all" -guild leader's favorite saying I think.. yep, we're doing it right.
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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #45 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:55pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: I just threw a number out there that was bigger than you know, 50 or whatever. ARBATRARY NUMBER I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY PLAYERS SUBS FREEPS WE HAVE. You, sir, were just successfully Vault trolled. I am disappoint.
	« Last Edit: Mar 24^th, 2014 at 10:11pm by Meat-Head »
	A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule. Disavowed wrote on Apr 19^th, 2016 at 1:51pm: Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration. Artorias wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm: Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #46 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 8:58pm	Print Post
	hgm-chi wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:54pm: Knowing rest as I do, I suspect he did this to get exactly this reaction from you, and understood perfectly that it was a completely arbitrary number. Yep, he took the trollbait hard. It happens to the best of us.

	A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule. Disavowed wrote on Apr 19^th, 2016 at 1:51pm: Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration. Artorias wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm: Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4374 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #47 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 9:37pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 7:00pm: Don't make noise in my life. Remember game to you, job to me. I'm not in MajMal's fan club, but I will respect this. And when I read MajMal's initial post, I didn't think he was referencing player numbers at all, but alluding to the number of bugs they catch vs what goes live. I am curious how shit on the Vault gets to Majmal's bosses - do they read the boards as well? I guess even Turbine staff think the motherforums are too sterile under Cordo's control....

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Booooga Dragon Raider Offline Drama? What's drama? Posts: 258 Location: In teh nose Joined: Mar 17^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #48 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 9:44pm	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 9:37pm: I am curious how shit on the Vault gets to Majmal's bosses - do they read the boards as well? Don't worry, everything is under control.


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FakeStrake Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama, Derailment and Duping! Posts: 1584 Location: Inferno side Joined: Jul 5^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: According to MajMal, there are only 20k players. Reply #49 - Mar 20^th, 2014 at 10:12pm	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 9:37pm: I'm not in MajMal's fan club, but I will respect this. And when I read MajMal's initial post, I didn't think he was referencing player numbers at all, but alluding to the number of bugs they catch vs what goes live. I am curious how shit on the Vault gets to Majmal's bosses - do they read the boards as well? I guess even Turbine staff think the shithole DDO forums are too sterile under Cordo's control....� � every vault post is automatically tweeted to @TurbineProducer


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