Awesome my own thread... Now Rest isn't the only one here with a hardon for me!
Ask Hafeal about the 2014 PC forum title, no asking for it was done it was something Jerry just did. Asking for it to be removed would be just as vain as asking for it in the first place, in a sort of meta-hipster "conscious of how other people view me" counter culture meme sorta way (you know like 100% of Vault regulars here are?). The part of being on the PC that rocked was not about having a forum title or listening to unrealistic parents basement sheltered dipshits tell everyone how the PC just kissed their asses and said thank you sir may I have some more. The part that rocked was having early access, and fending off some of the offer-wall/ghostbane esque stuff before it reached real development. Though I did ask them for my nifty OD&D avatar pic (they rejected anything with boobs in it sorry). But hey wanting a specific avatar on a forum doesn't make me vain does it? Oh wait... this is a forum full of people with interesting avatars trying to impress each other.
Here's the thing, if you're a grown up you understand that no one hits 100% home runs at work or in life, the Dev's don't, the PC certainly doesn't the mother forums is full of ideas (including my own of course) that aren't. But if the game was an amalgamation of how Vault players would want it, it would be the biggest POS in the history of ... no scratch that...it would disappear almost instantly as merely another afterthought MMO in a sea of failed liquid MMO excrement.
My toons on Thelanis, well even Vaulties should be able to figure out. Well at least the percentage of them that can type words. Unlike most of you I own my shitty opinions in game or out.
I put my own quote in my sig to piss off Postumus and anyone else that wants to bunch their panties up about it.
I have enough infractions probably to fill two pages, due to Jerry becoming moderator about a week after I said his podcast sucked in a thread, and me clueless newbishly not knowing he was on the forum. Got a double infraction once for implying that Vint is a hypocrite for Christs sake. I have never figured out that one, except that Jerry may have thought I was implying that Vint was gay or something? As if I need to stoop to that level to insult someone amiright? I don't even need to directly reference someone to get them all lathered up about me. Who knows Jerry says he doesn't even remember my comments about his podcast, so maybe (just maybe) I'm just a prick too much because it's the internet and everyone can be a prick to whoever they want to be, and usually are at least some of the time. However I do it all "condescending" like without needing to use outright ad hominem insults. Okay yeah that's probably why.
Those nerfs? come on they aren't anything that isn't reasonable. The stupid Light damage is just gratuitous. Yes TWF is just fine and you're a terrible builder if you can't make TWF do amazing single target damage.
Now you may yap at me like porch dogs if you wish. I am vain enough to be flattered at getting my own thread on the fierce porch dog forum, but not quite narcissistic enough to tune in a second time for all the frothy mouthed "fjuck you U R a teh retrerd, U HOMOAXULE" and other un-intentionally funny insults that will follow.
BTW take this or leave it (I know you'll leave it, but you'll be secretly honored) but 90% of the reason I don't hang out here more often besides the general level of fuckwittery is that having kids and a wife and being in my 40's kinda makes me not want to explain to them why I'm posting on a forum obviously populated by 13 year olds who still titter when someone says a cussword. Not safe for work? Not safe for my self respect lol. I have to freakin make sure no one is looking else I get a "dad why does that person have a picture of hotdogs hitting that girls face".
Yes yes, I know: "STFU" "GTFO" "GDIAF" "TL:DR:because my brain is too small to hold over a paragraph" etc. Anyway bye now