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Jul 27th, 2015 at 3:59pm
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The downtime has been extended until 6:00 PM Eastern (-4 GMT). We will keep you updated.

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Reply #1 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:00pm
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Oh my god! this is shocking!
  
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What moron believed this downtime would actually end on schedule?
  

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Reply #3 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:06pm
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Downstime tbh.
  
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Reply #4 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:07pm
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Arkat wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:05pm:
What moron believed this downtime would actually end on schedule?

I'm sure theres a couple cunts somewhere in Cordoland that believed it.
  
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"Cordoland"


Jesus....what a concept
  

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Reply #6 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:11pm
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Arkat wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:05pm:
What moron believed this downtime would actually end on schedule?


Information Technology is HARD, Yo!

Especially when you don't test anything.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #7 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:13pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:11pm:
Information Technology is HARD, Yo!

Especially when you don't test anything.

You wonder if Turbine rehearsed this in their test environment at all?

Oh wait...testing environment? Turbine? What was I thinking???
  

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Reply #8 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:17pm
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Arkat wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:13pm:
Oh wait...testing environment? Turbine? What was I thinking???


Have you hit your head recently? Might be a concussion.
  
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I'd pay like, I don't know...  500 turbine points to see a shitty webcam stream of wtf's going on over there.  And thrice as much if there were audio.

They could do it like the Weekly Wednesday thing, with Cordo providing colour commentary.  "..and here's Varg, trying to figure out which way the USB cable fits..."
  

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Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #10 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:21pm
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Ginger_Walri wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:17pm:
Have you hit your head recently? Might be a concussion.

Or a tumor.  Grin
  

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Reply #11 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:22pm
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In other news, scientists discover that water is, in layman's terms, "wet".

I'll be surprised if they come back up by midnight.
  
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pnellesen wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:22pm:
I'll be surprised if they come back up by midnight.

Pick a day, you hedger.   Grin
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


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Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #13 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:26pm
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*yawn*
*goes back to Civ V*
  

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Reply #14 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:41pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:20pm:
I'd pay like, I don't know...  500 turbine points to see a shitty webcam stream of wtf's going on over there.  And thrice as much if there were audio.


What do you think they are doing? They drink coffee and Geoff came over with some cake he made all by himself with extra frosting and all, cherry on top. And they talk about some chick or hot guy who is doing an internship of free dance next door...
And then they notice that they forgot to hit the execute key.
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Reply #15 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:51pm
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Dang it, I wanted to try out the new..... um.... the uh....... new...  oh.

Nevermind.
  
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Flav wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:26pm:
*yawn*
*goes back to Civ V*


heh, good choice:)
  
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Reply #17 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 5:28pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:20pm:
I'd pay like, I don't know...  500 turbine points to see a shitty webcam stream of wtf's going on over there.  And thrice as much if there were audio.

They could do it like the Weekly Wednesday thing, with Cordo providing colour commentary.  "..and here's Varg, trying to figure out which way the USB cable fits..."

Wow my coworkers are now staring at me wondering why I'm laughing my ass off.
  

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Reply #18 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 5:39pm
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was actually hoping since they made it so long it would be on time and glitchy.

like how they sometimes have patching as to where if you're logged in and dont DC you're fine but if relog or attempt to login fucked whool'a bean neice
  
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downloading already
  
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Reply #20 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 5:57pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 4:20pm:
I'd pay like, I don't know...  500 turbine points to see a shitty webcam stream of wtf's going on over there.  And thrice as much if there were audio.


lol same here. I'd honestly pay to know what the fuck goes wrong every single time they decide to do a maintenance, it's very impressive how they've managed to fuck up 100% of every downtime for the past 5 years.
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Reply #21 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 6:09pm
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Surprisingly, the game's back up.
  

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Reply #22 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 6:24pm
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Half right

The ddo store is down. So much for wanting to buy the new pack.....fucking amateurs
  
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Reply #23 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 7:34pm
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amrath is so laggy, that no one can move:/ had to shot down the game from task manager, because wasnot able even close dialog window. heh, and now I cant log back - fucking good job turdbine
  
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Reply #24 - Jul 27th, 2015 at 7:35pm
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Gringo wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 7:34pm:
amrath is so laggy, that no one can move:/ had to shot down the game from task manager, because wasnot able even close dialog window. heh, and now I cant log back - fucking good job turdbine

Same for me and 2 others. we just flagged and load screen of infinity for all!
  

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