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raybob DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 452 Joined: Sep 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Well, Turdbine boned it again Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:38pm	Print Post
	AH and shared bank loot, damn near every item is full of string table errors. Geez, they could fuck up a chinese funeral.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #1 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:39pm	Print Post
	raybob wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:38pm: AH and shared bank loot, damn near every item is full of string table errors.� Geez, they could fuck up a chinese funeral. Well, at least we can tell old new loot from new new loot, because they fixed the "you can't craft on new loot or we'll take it away" bug, right

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #2 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:41pm	Print Post
	Anyone can fuck up a Chinese funeral; it's intricate stuff: http://www.chinaculture.org/gb/en_chinaway/2004-03/03/content_46092.htm
	« Last Edit: Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:41pm by [] »

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davenot Ex Member	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #3 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:43pm	Print Post
	I see an agenda on Turbine's part.


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raybob DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 452 Joined: Sep 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #4 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:44pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:41pm: Anyone can fuck up a Chinese funeral; it's intricate stuff: http://www.chinaculture.org/gb/en_chinaway/2004-03/03/content_46092.htm My grandmother used to say it, apparently based on the idea that from the outside a chinese funeral looks pretty chaotic.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #5 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:44pm	Print Post
	O I C


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #6 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:44pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:41pm: Black cocks pls

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #7 - Jan 29^th, 2016 at 12:22am	Print Post
	raybob wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:38pm: AH and shared bank loot, damn near every item is full of string table errors.� Geez, they could fuck up a chinese funeral. That's going to be true any time they make loot adjustments, going forward. (Until they change the whole loot system again.) Once off the AH/out of the bank/collected from the mail, the item will be able to see the data it's looking for, and display the new value. No more hiding an item away in a TR cache or whatnot to avoid global changes. All new items reference the global list. Until we (or they) find a way to fuck that up.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #8 - Jan 29^th, 2016 at 2:35am	Print Post
	raybob wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 6:44pm: My grandmother used to say it, apparently based on the idea that from the outside a chinese funeral looks pretty chaotic. At least they have strippers in Chinese funerals.


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #9 - Jan 30^th, 2016 at 6:29am	Print Post
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	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #10 - Jan 30^th, 2016 at 9:41am	Print Post
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #11 - Jan 30^th, 2016 at 5:34pm	Print Post
	Do you even make your family dress like Klan members at YOUR funerals, faggots? Didn't think so...


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #12 - Jan 30^th, 2016 at 5:47pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Jan 30^th, 2016 at 5:34pm: I want to be boned

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #13 - Jan 31^st, 2016 at 8:14am	Print Post
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	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #14 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:09am	Print Post


	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #15 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:23am	Print Post
	ILoveExploits wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:09am: /reporting spam

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #16 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 6:45pm	Print Post
	Is this still a Chinese funeral thread, or what?


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #17 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 6:55pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 6:45pm: Who is giving me semen today?

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #18 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:01pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 6:45pm: Is this still a Chinese funeral thread, or what? [img] Obviously Korean.

	Build links Endgame Gear Guide Cannith Crafting Planner link Warning: May contain outdated cultural depictions.
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #19 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:05pm	Print Post
	You noticed! Wow, I had an angle based on that, but you blew it right out of the water... Still, I'm going to need a call on this from Strake the Zebra: whaddaya say ref, Chinese/Koran/Communist funeral images ok in the "DDO-Specific" section, or what? For the record, I did not start posting images of Azn funerals.


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #20 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:06pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:05pm: I don't care where they come, i'll suck them all.

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #21 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:09pm	Print Post
	Whadday say Strake: funerals an homoeroticism ok in "DDO-Specific"? We good here?
	« Last Edit: Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:09pm by [] »

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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #22 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:23pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:09pm: Pls someone give me semen.

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Strakeln Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Lumberjack Posts: 12345 Joined: Jun 27^th, 2009	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #23 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:22pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:05pm: You noticed!� Wow, I had an angle based on that, but you blew it right out of the water... Still, I'm going to need a call on this from Strake the Zebra: whaddaya say ref, Chinese/Koran/Communist funeral images ok in the "DDO-Specific" section, or what?� For the record, I did not start posting images of Azn funerals. That's the way the thread organically went. I'll allow it.

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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #24 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:24pm	Print Post



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