Vtec wrote on Jun 25
th, 2016 at 8:39am:
getting to almost 8k posts trolling a website
1. The Icy Silence
Following its first outing, she wont say anything. She will probably sit there and take it all in. You may think at first that perhaps shes maturing, shes going to approach this like an adult, calmly and with caution. Do not be lured into a false sense of security. She is merely building up her sock army. She needs the adequate time to process her anger in an appriopriately bitchy fashion.
2. The Hidden Ammo
You thought she didnt notice when you agreed with liberals? When you tried to buy duped items? When you forgot to pick the right alignment? WOMEN NEVER FORGET. This much you will learn quickly.
3. Excessive Swearing
Just because shes a petty, ignorable poster at the best of times, does not mean that she wont call you some of the most shocking names under the sun.
4. The Cold Harsh Truth
Shes going to tell you exactly what she really thinks of you. Every gruesome detail. The sneaking suspicion that she dislikes your race, gender and religion, will be voiced loudly and clearly. Also, those posts you make are too long, your build is terrible and it IS a big deal. Hurts, doesnt it?
5. Questions/No Answers
The act of replying is usually used in a communicative context, except when used by an extremely angry woman. When she replies, what she really seeks is that you reword the completely irrelevant thing that youve just posted, so that she can really begin to build an irrelevant case against you; asking you to reiterate the same facts over and over again, in the vague hope that youll mess up some of them eventually. Nice try.
6. Dragging Up The Past
Remember that post in Off-Topic, 30 weeks ago, where she called you gay, and you never replied- that you dont actually even remember? She sure does. What.. But
That was two pages ago? EXACTLY. Exactly what? Whats happening? Help
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7. Storming Out Dramatically
By now shell probably have worn herself out, what with all of the shouting, swearing, and remembering what shes been doing. So, in order to fully prepare for the next stage of punishing you, she is now going to storm out and tell you to, under no uncertain terms, fuck off faggot nigger cock loving virgins, followed by at least three doors being slammed and 6 name changes. This is purely for dramatic effect. You understand.
8. Turning Her Socks Against You
Six days (minimum) later and you finally think that youve gotten over this stumbling block, so to speak. Shes finally thawed out and cooled down. You begin to relax. Let us be the first to inform you that your relief is short lived, because its pretty much guaranteed that she has logged into all of her long forgotten socks once again to post about what an utter ass you are. So they now need the adequate time to process their anger in a appropriately bitchy fashion.
Let this be a lesson to all of mankind. Never, ever start a fight with a bitch. She will always, always think she has won.