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Nov 5th, 2016 at 8:09am
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Downtime Notice: Monday, November 7th from 4:00 AM to 2:00 PM Eastern (-4 GMT)
Fri, 04 Nov 2016 19:19:19 +0000
The DDO Game Servers and http://myaccount.turbine.com will be offline for maintenance on Monday, November 7th from 4:00 AM to 2:00 PM Eastern (-4 GMT). Thanks for your patience, and we'll see you back in the game soon!

They are gonna spend ten hours trying to get the server-hamsters to run faster!


What do you think they will do with the ten hours?
  

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Reply #1 - Nov 5th, 2016 at 9:15am
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Mr wrote on Nov 5th, 2016 at 8:09am:
What do you think they will do with the ten hours?


my guess? fuck something up
  
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stop duping again I suppose
  

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Reply #3 - Nov 5th, 2016 at 12:44pm
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M a i n t e n a n c e mode. Can't you read?
  


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Mr wrote on Nov 5th, 2016 at 8:09am:
Downtime Notice: Monday, November 7th from 4:00 AM to 2:00 PM Eastern (-4 GMT)
Fri, 04 Nov 2016 19:19:19 +0000
The DDO Game Servers and http://myaccount.turbine.com will be offline for maintenance on Monday, November 7th from 4:00 AM to 2:00 PM Eastern (-4 GMT). Thanks for your patience, and we'll see you back in the game soon!

They are gonna spend ten hours trying to get the server-hamsters to run faster!


What do you think they will do with the ten hours?


Jerking off the hamsters will accomplish nothing. They'll just be sitting around tired all day instead of running on the wheels.
  
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Reply #5 - Nov 5th, 2016 at 1:06pm
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Mr wrote on Nov 5th, 2016 at 8:09am:
What do you think they will do with the ten hours?


Hopefully keep Cholthulzz from being a champion.
  

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pape wrote on Nov 5th, 2016 at 9:15am:
my guess? fuck something up


Being any more correct is physically impossible, according to Newton's laws.
  
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Reply #7 - Nov 5th, 2016 at 4:48pm
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It seems very early in the am for a downtime for them.. are they on that meth now?? Wtf?
  
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Reply #8 - Nov 5th, 2016 at 6:07pm
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Skrilla wrote on Nov 5th, 2016 at 4:48pm:
It seems very early in the am for a downtime for them.. are they on that meth now?? Wtf?


If they "go fast", the PacMan LARP is more "intense".
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #9 - Nov 5th, 2016 at 7:43pm
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Shutting down the servers to use the extra power for the disco ball over the pac-man LARP arena!
  

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Re: 10Hours for Maintenance?
Reply #10 - Nov 6th, 2016 at 2:07am
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I suspect some of it is datacenter maintenance... and they were told to shut down the servers during that time. ( that's because of the 4AM bit )

The rest of the maintenance will be the typical Turbine... trying to get some performance out of virtual hamsters instead of moving back to real hamsters.

  

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Reply #11 - Nov 6th, 2016 at 9:13am
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probably just installing the windows updates theyve been blowing off
  

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Reply #12 - Nov 6th, 2016 at 9:46am
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There are bots still farming Haywire opt, login to Sarlona and go to house K and laugh.
  
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Re: 10Hours for Maintenance?
Reply #13 - Nov 6th, 2016 at 8:18pm
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This is a Warner Bros maintenance thing.

Probably an accounting switch or something.

Dumping Xsolla?
  
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