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green00_00 Butterface Offline DDO Vault Failure Posts: 555 Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011	How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 9:04pm	Print Post
	How many beers would it take for you to rail tolero? She's probably a caring lover that gives good blow jobs so I feel like that knocks off a few. I don't think anal is totally off the table but you might have to pull out the old 'for men anal makes us feel closer to you physically and emotionally'. And she'd probably take a wad to the face. You'd have to put up with her dressing up in weird costumes all the time before you bang, but she's got some shit going for her. I'd hit some weird girl strange.

	[Color=red][Size=6][b][center]But you'll notice, not butterdick[\center][\b][\Size][\color] Apparently I cannot figure out signatures.
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deftest Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 314 Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #1 - Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 9:40pm	Print Post
	or how drunk would you have to get tolero before she would nail anyone who posts here ?


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green00_00 Butterface Offline DDO Vault Failure Posts: 555 Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #2 - Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 9:42pm	Print Post
	deftest wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 9:40pm: or how drunk would you have to get tolero before she would nail anyone who posts here ? No, I'm a catch.

	[Color=red][Size=6][b][center]But you'll notice, not butterdick[\center][\b][\Size][\color] Apparently I cannot figure out signatures.
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Smrti VoD Slasher Offline I Am Fooling No One Posts: 1920 Location: Denver Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #3 - Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 10:36pm	Print Post
	green00_00 wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 9:42pm: No, I'm a catch. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGAHAHA

	Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 9:41pm: All hail Smrti. Felgor wrote on Sep 11^th, 2012 at 11:18pm: Fuck Australia. rev Jim wrote on Sep 12^th, 2012 at 8:40am: I wish I was a rich black woman sometimes........
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #4 - Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 11:14pm	Print Post
	Is she wearing the owlbear costume? Don't judge.


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mystafyi Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 836 Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #5 - Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 11:33pm	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 11:14pm: Is she wearing the owlbear costume? Indeed, owlbears are hot.


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GermanicusMaximus Dragon Raider Offline Thou shalt have no other trolls before me. Posts: 294 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #6 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:42pm	Print Post
	mystafyi wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 11:33pm: Indeed, owlbears are hot. Remember Thrudh's fake wife, the one he referred to when he made his vanity thread during the billing maintenance fiasco? Odds are she is a plastic blowup doll wearing an owlbear costume. How hot is THAT? @OP: Get mental help. Anyone who would consider sexual contact with Tolero needs some serious assistance. The only other explanation is that the OP is Tolero, and she wants to hookup with a Vaultie.

	Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do. Yobai wrote on Jun 18^th, 2014 at 6:15pm: I would rather give Thrudh a rim job. Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2014 at 12:21pm: That is some masterful trolling.
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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #7 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:44pm	Print Post
	Jesus. You people. Doesn't this get old?


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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #8 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:35pm	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:44pm: Jesus. You people. Doesn't this get old? What is the age of the internet? So I guess the answer is no.


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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #9 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 5:42pm	Print Post
	OP: Buy this, close your eyes, have at it, and live your dream...

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #10 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 6:02pm	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 3:44pm: Jesus. You people. Doesn't this get old? What what, in her butt.

	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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Saaluta Vault Mistress Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 544 Location: In an octopus' garden :) Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #11 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 7:15pm	Print Post
	Maybe if I was a lesbian and she offered me a true imperial globe, draconic soul gem, and 1 million AS...then I might think about it Saal although Gawna would probably get jelly
	« Last Edit: Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 7:20pm by Saaluta »
	Hello Darkness, my old friend! It's nice to talk with you again! Kimberlite wrote on Oct 11^th, 2013 at 12:30pm: They don't just settle for shooting themselves in the foot. Turbine uses a repeating crossbow.
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Infant Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 215 Joined: Mar 8^th, 2011	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #12 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 10:57pm	Print Post
	fucktards...


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Fuck Off The Big Fuck Offline My favorite word is Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Posts: 1284 Location: Fuckville Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #13 - Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 11:05pm	Print Post
	How ugly is she?

	Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.� - Albert Einstein
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #14 - Mar 24^th, 2013 at 7:19pm	Print Post
	Fuck Off wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2013 at 11:05pm: How ugly is she? If she hit on the physical specimens represented here on the Vault in a bar, 70% would take her home.
	« Last Edit: Mar 24^th, 2013 at 7:21pm by Eladiun »
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Munkenmo Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4338 Location: A land under down under Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #15 - Mar 24^th, 2013 at 11:19pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 7:19pm: If she hit on the physical specimens represented here on the Vault in a bar, 70% would take her home. the other 30% would cum on the spot.

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Ekkehart Ex Member	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #16 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 12:05am	Print Post
	Munkenmo wrote on Mar 24^th, 2013 at 11:19pm: the other 30% would cum on the spot. Standards are for pussies.


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #17 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 1:10am	Print Post
	Quote: Standards are for pussies. She's managed to hold down the same job for several years, survive the most recent wave of layoffs, and she appears to be reasonably healthy and educated. She may not be Robin Meade, but with the limited information available, I think she has the potential to be a decent catch.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Eye Dash Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 40 Location: Helveteborg Joined: Jul 14^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #18 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 5:45am	Print Post
	I'd do her if she got a haircut,I think a decent haircut would make her much better looking than this hungover&vomiting look she's pulling off. P.S. No beer required,I'll have me a schweppes tonic


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Ekkehart Ex Member	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #19 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 9:04am	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Mar 25^th, 2013 at 1:10am: She's managed to hold down the same job for several years, survive the most recent wave of layoffs, and she appears to be reasonably healthy and educated. She may not be Robin Meade, but with the limited information available, I think she has the potential to be a decent catch. And here I thought we were talking bout railing her, not marrying her and moving to a quiet home in the countryside.


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GermanicusMaximus Dragon Raider Offline Thou shalt have no other trolls before me. Posts: 294 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #20 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 9:13am	Print Post
	Quote: And here I thought we were talking bout railing her, not marrying her and moving to a quiet home in the countryside. Hush, OldCoaly apparently has a little crush on her. OldCoaly, if you think she would make a good catch, you are fishing in a different pond than I am, but to each his own.

	Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do. Yobai wrote on Jun 18^th, 2014 at 6:15pm: I would rather give Thrudh a rim job. Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2014 at 12:21pm: That is some masterful trolling.
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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #21 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 10:21am	Print Post
	I love it when the crowd that can't get any woman at all starts in on someones looks. It is sad that your face is a makeshift chastity belt.

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #22 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 10:36am	Print Post
	stainer wrote on Mar 25^th, 2013 at 10:21am: I love it when the crowd that can't get any woman at all starts in on someones looks. It is sad that your face is a makeshift chastity belt. meh lets not kid ourselves she might rate a 4 or 5 tops on 1-10 scale outside of farm country, doesn't mean I wouldn't glaze her like a doughnut but lets keep it real.

	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #23 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 11:11am	Print Post
	Cripey wrote on Mar 25^th, 2013 at 10:36am: meh lets not kid ourselves she might rate a 4 or 5 tops on 1-10 scale outside of farm country, doesn't mean I wouldn't glaze her like a doughnut but lets keep it real. You're talking like it'd be solely your choice


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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: How many beers would it take for you to railTolero Reply #24 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 11:53am	Print Post
	Cripey wrote on Mar 25^th, 2013 at 10:36am: meh lets not kid ourselves she might rate a 4 or 5 tops on 1-10 scale outside of farm country, doesn't mean I wouldn't glaze her like a doughnut but lets keep it real. As we say in farm country, I am pretty sure you have a face that would scare a freight train down a dirt road.

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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