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Cordovan "Playing" Epic Elite
Jun 5th, 2014 at 10:42am
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You will die of boredom if you watch the whole thing, so just check out this hilarious little segment (15m20s to 16m32s):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMixlEYf8Zg#t=15m20s

He also comes prepared:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMixlEYf8Zg#t=11m43s
  

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Re: Cordovan "Playing" Epic Elite
Reply #1 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 10:49am
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Lol, is he jumping back, drinking cure light pot and attack caster again?
I can't bellive my eyes.
  
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Reply #2 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 10:54am
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What kind of weapon is that...
  
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Reply #3 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 11:12am
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yeesh.
  
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Re: Cordovan "Playing" Epic Elite
Reply #4 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 11:22am
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It's +1 Vorpal Bastard Sword of Righteousness™.

Can't you fucking tell ?

Oh shit, my apology Lord Tywin.

Lol I wanna scream " Just hjeal yourself"
Cocoon, scroll, SF, anything, what the fuck.
  
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Reply #5 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 11:40am
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Wipe wrote on Jun 5th, 2014 at 11:22am:
It's +1 Vorpal Bastard Sword of Righteousness™.

Can't you fucking tell ?

Oh shit, my apology Lord Tywin.

I thought its a pretty much clean sword after deconstruction.. It doesn't proc it at all.. But if you know the stats.. Thanks for the info Smiley
  
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Reply #6 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 11:45am
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Cordovan : "what? there are better ways to heal yourself other than cure light wounds pots???"
  
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Reply #7 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 11:51am
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53 mins von1 & 2. I just had a thought, maybe those retards you call fucking retarded and kick from your group are devs trying to play the game, then they chuckle to themselves as they ban you. It had nothing to do with duping all along....
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Reply #8 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 12:01pm
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�ed wrote on Jun 5th, 2014 at 11:51am:
53 mins von1 & 2. I just had a thought, maybe those retards you call fucking retarded and kick from your group are devs trying to play the game, then they chuckle to themselves as they ban you. It had nothing to do with duping all along....


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Reply #9 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 12:23pm
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Quak wrote on Jun 5th, 2014 at 10:54am:
What kind of weapon is that...


-1 ghostbane of uselesnes
  
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Re: Cordovan "Playing" Epic Elite
Reply #10 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 12:56pm
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Jerry has set the bar for "not giving a shit".

Anyone claiming to not give a shit or a fuck, or who claim you could not care less, ask yourself if you care less than this guy.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
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Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
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Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
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The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #11 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 1:24pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jun 5th, 2014 at 12:56pm:
Jerry has set the bar for "not giving a shit".


this is blasphemy! this is madness!

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Reply #12 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 1:56pm
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You'd think that SOMEONE....ANYONE in that group would have the sense to put points into UMD and maybe Idk...throw a Gust of Wind scroll to clear the cloudkills, incendiary clouds etc...

Seriously...

Like...

4real...

  

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Reply #13 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 3:25pm
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windhowler bracers
  
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Mokune wrote on Jun 5th, 2014 at 1:56pm:
You'd think that SOMEONE....ANYONE in that group would have the sense to put points into UMD and maybe Idk...throw a Gust of Wind scroll to clear the cloudkills, incendiary clouds etc...

Seriously...

Like...

4real...




Look...it is not that they are too stupid to plan it. I am that stupid. I forget it always. I have them, and I don´t use them.

Now, if Cordo happens to read what you wrote:

"What? You can do that?. I have to speak with a Dev to fix that bug".
  
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Re: Cordovan "Playing" Epic Elite
Reply #15 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 3:43pm
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Wow. That's actually kind of impressive, when you think about it... To do that much running around weapon-swinging, and STILL be less effective than if you had piked at the entrance for the entire thing.

I would estimate that during the entirety of both quests, he maybe did enough damage to kill one EE trash mob.  But that's okay, because he was playing a sword and board tank and was therefore holding aggro off the rest of the group.

Oh, wait.  No, he wasn't.

Every single spell point spent on healing or buffing him would have been better-spent on...  erm, anything.  Spawn Screen, Merfolk's Blessing, anything.  Yikes.
  

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wow that post hurt a lot more than any of the namecalling i expected. Now I see why ppl consider you evil.
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Reply #16 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 3:46pm
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Look...it is not that they are too stupid to plan it. I am that stupid. I forget it always. I have them, and I don´t use them.

Now, if Cordo happens to read what you wrote:

"What? You can do that?. I have to speak with a Dev to fix that bug".

I carry them, some ee mobs spam disco ball like, Mason The Silent in FoT, or the red named Shadovar with smoke cloud in WGU part 2.

I'm pretty sure he knew he was going to unabashedly put up an LFM and get carried through it. When he came prepared with Cure pots, and a S&B. GG
  

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Reply #17 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 4:16pm
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For the 1st time ever I'm happy that I was not wasting my time to watch live DDO stream. Pathetic.
  
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Reply #18 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 4:39pm
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I must have missed the hilarious part.  But I did catch the pathetic bits.
  
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Reply #19 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 5:16pm
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A PR is Failing at his PR . Great state of a game . Yes i would like to have  investers see this said state indeed. Throw money at the greatness that this game has become.
  
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Reply #21 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 7:05pm
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NOTdarth wrote on Jun 5th, 2014 at 6:59pm:

+1

I'm speechless..... So that image says it all.  Thanks Darth.
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Reply #22 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 8:01pm
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Fly Monark fly . be away from this evil that is . In time all shall be forgotten .
  
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Reply #23 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 8:03pm
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BAMBIBEER wrote on Jun 5th, 2014 at 5:16pm:
A PR is Failing at his PR . Great state of a game . Yes i would like to have  investers see this said state indeed. Throw money at the greatness that this game has become.

Kate Paiz was the absolute worst at promoting DDO. There was a video of her trying to demo the Monk at a convention right before it was released.

It appeared Kate only got to play with a Monk for the first time just a few minutes before the demo. She was absolutely clueless.
  

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Reply #24 - Jun 5th, 2014 at 9:44pm
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Playing.
I would be embarrassed to play without at least heal scrolls.
Makes you sad to see how a dev plays ddo, like a new player who doesnt understand value of self healing.
  
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