Here's what I need to quickly create the most awesome toon ever on an alternate account:
8000 Astral Shards: 43,160 TP
51 Heroic Otto's: 254,745 TP
12 Iconic Hearts: 17,940 TP
12 Epic Otto's: 59,940 TP
51 +5 Lesser Hearts: 81,345 TP
100 Sovereign XP Elixirs: 47,900 TP
6 +6 Stat Tomes: 35,430 TP
All +4 Skill Tomes: 9980 TP
600 Raid Timer Bypasses: 90,000 TP
1000 Lasting Elixirs of Supreme Ability: 32,000 TP
200 Supreme Spirit Cakes: 70,000 TP
400 Superior SP Potions: 7180 TP
I'll handle all the account stuff (such as expansion packs, content, and so on...) So we're looking at 749,620 TP at the cost of approximately $6600. Let's round it up to $7000 for the hell of it. I may have forgotten some stuff.
So give me $7000, and I'll take one of my alternate accounts and put a Heroic and Epic Completionist with 39 Heroic Past Lives, 12 Iconic Past Lives, 12 Epic Past Lives, and all Epic Destinies finished on it. I'll use the Shard Exchange to help kit it out. You can pick any reasonably powerful build on the forums that you want me to finish as, and I'll finish with all the optimal kit for that build (save the Epic Ring of Spell Storing, which I don't need anyway, thanks to my SP Potions).
I could probably do this in one month, but I'd prefer to do it in two or three. Let's be reasonable and say that for $7000, I can, in three months, have the most powerful possible toon in existence for the low, low cost of $7000. Who wants to pony up so I can win?
If you want to win, you can add another $30,000 to the price tag, for a total of $37,000, and I'll hand the account over to you once I've created the toon.