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Yes, like Notharharhar my butthut is my guiding star    
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No    
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donuts    
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Yes, but also because like Notharharhar I would like my forum ban lifted    
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boobs    
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sever    
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Fuck No!    
  19 (12.1%)
Exploits?    
  17 (10.8%)
send PM please    
  19 (12.1%)
What the fuck Notharharhar? uncool you bitch!    
  26 (16.6%)




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Holy smokes, I'll take two dozen of those Skoodgy!


I've said it before, I'll say it again - why the hell aren't there after-hours donut/strip clubs?  Give me a place full of donuts and boobs I can wander into after a long night of drinking and I can pretty much guarantee my wallet will be empty by morning.
  

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Ra wrote on Jul 10th, 2015 at 6:24pm:
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 8:33am:
Which ones?
The ones on the right or the ones on the left?   Roll Eyes



Why does it have to be either or?    Grin
  
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So many of you seem obsessed with Turbine and Jerry, if half the posters on this thread put half as much effort into the game as Notharharhar puts into his build ideas you would all have Mosters of your own. And if you put the effort you waste trying to bully and accuse Notharharhar into constructive ideas you would all have triple completionists by now and there would be nothing Cordovan could do to stop it.
  
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Re: Would butthurt make you give exploits to Cordovan?
Reply #31 - Jul 12th, 2015 at 5:25pm
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So many of you seem obsessed with Turbine and Jerry, if half the posters on this thread put half as much effort into the game as Notharharhar puts into his build ideas you would all have Mosters of your own. And if you put the effort you waste trying to bully and accuse Notharharhar into constructive ideas you would all have triple completionists by now and there would be nothing Cordovan could do to stop it.
 

1. Jerry has earned it
2. Where is this "monster"?
3. Who says most of us aren't triple completionists?
  
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Reply #32 - Jul 12th, 2015 at 5:45pm
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Ginger_Walri wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 5:25pm:
Where is this "monster"?

No, he said moster.
  

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Reply #33 - Jul 12th, 2015 at 7:30pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 5:45pm:
No, he said moster

Ooooh moster, well in that case it all makes sense now.
  
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Re: Would butthurt make you give exploits to Cordovan?
Reply #34 - Jul 12th, 2015 at 8:09pm
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i have not revealed anything of any value to cordovan.

i may be stupid for engaging hag, but I'm not so stupid I would ruin my funtime adventures.

also, i am a moster
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Reply #35 - Jul 12th, 2015 at 10:19pm
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harharharhar wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 8:09pm:
i have not revealed anything of any value to cordovan.




Thanks for posting this sobby. So, put plainly you are telling us that you have revealed things to Cordovan but they were just little or things that you say didn't have "any value", well that is very interesting.

See pulling the truth from people like you is a long process, but now we are getting somewhere. We have finally gotten past your initial reflex claims that you never gave anything to Jerry and how he "hates you", to a little bit of honesty. Because right here, in this post, you make it clear that you have given and reported to Jerry, granted you try to downplay it, and qualify it by saying what you revealed to him so far wasn't anything valuable, but it's still clear that you admit that you  revealed things to Jerry none the less.

You dirty fucking snitch.   
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Re: Would butthurt make you give exploits to Cordovan?
Reply #36 - Jul 12th, 2015 at 10:28pm
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Hag Master wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 10:19pm:
Thanks for posting this sobby. So, put plainly you are telling us that you have revealed things to Cordovan but they were just little or things that you say didn't have "any value", well that is very interesting.

See pulling the truth from people like you is a long process, but now we are getting somewhere. We have finally gotten past your initial reflex claims that you never gave anything to Jerry and how he "hates you", to a little bit of honesty. Because right here, in this post, you make it clear that you have given and reported to Jerry, granted you try to downplay it, and qualify it by saying what you revealed to him so far wasn't anything valuable, but it's still clear that you admit that you  revealed things to Jerry none the less.

You dirty fucking snitch.   


No, everything you just wrote is complete fiction in your weird paranoid head. This is the last time I'm ever responding to anything you ever write.
  
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Reply #37 - Jul 12th, 2015 at 10:44pm
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harharharhar wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 8:09pm:
i have not revealed anything of any value to cordovan.

i may be stupid for engaging hag, but I'm not so stupid I would ruin my funtime adventures.

also, i am a moster













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harharharhar wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 10:28pm:
No, everything you just wrote is complete fiction in your weird paranoid head. This is the last time I'm ever responding to anything you ever write.


That's a good idea you dirty fucking snitch, because you are so stupid and arrogant that you can't help but slip up and admit who and what you really at some point if you post enough.

It seems every couple dozen posts you let your guard slip and you leave the truth exposed and then you have to make another dozen posts trying to deny it all after we catch the slip and point it out.

Your only real option at this point is to try and ride it out until the vault population turn-over and the accompanying short memory lets the fact that you are a bought and paid for snitch eventually fade. The fact that you are such a whore for attention makes it pretty unlikely that your going to be able to stand that, but I guess we will all see if you can somehow subdue that ego of yours over the coming days and weeks.

Me, I don't care if you can manage it or not, because I'm much more concerned that we can make sure new and returning players are warned and aware that you're the new Meli, which is basically a pipeline to fat Jerry and Turbine. Hopefully that way they won't pass anything important or new on to you by mistake, and there by passing it on to Turbine.

You really are a stupid cunt, just glad we finally caught you and can work on limiting the damage you can do now.

Enjoy that newly unbanned Motherboard account you dirty fucking snitch, Devil knows the rest of the vault paid enough for it without our knowledge.


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Reply #39 - Jul 13th, 2015 at 12:35am
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put half as much effort into the game as Notharharhar puts into his build ideas you would all have Mosters of your own.
 


What are Mosters?  Or if a typo, I'm curious what it was meant to be?


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So many of you seem obsessed with Turbine and Jerry, if half the posters on this thread put half as much effort into the game as Notharharhar puts into his build ideas you would all have Mosters of your own. And if you put the effort you waste trying to bully and accuse Notharharhar into constructive ideas you would all have triple completionists by now and there would be nothing Cordovan could do to stop it.


Regarding the verballing that NotHarHarHar is getting.
You do realise that it is mostly a tiff between Hag and NotHHH, so how do the rest of us get painted into this one?
And the verballing would probably end if NotHarHarHar would stop digging the hole deeper.


And thanks Jerry for the wise advice.
I will aspire to be more like NotHarharhar each and every day.

NotHarHarHar - I was pretty neutral on the whole situation, although getting unbanned for no apparent reason was odd.  It is possible that Jezza had a change of heart - unlikely, but possible.

But I'm afraid that Jezza's post above (using the Mattyboy account) almost nailed the issue shut for me. 
The fact that you haven't once tried to distance yourself from the obvious Turdbine endorsement above pretty much banged it in with the sledge hammer for me mate.

Hope they flipped you for something worthwhile.
  
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Re: Would butthurt make you give exploits to Cordovan?
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Hag Master wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 10:45pm:
It seems every couple dozen posts you let your guard slip and you leave the truth exposed and then you have to make another dozen posts trying to deny it all after we catch the slip and point it out.


Clearly, this is a Gambit.
  

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they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
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I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
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harharharhar wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 8:09pm:
also, i am a moster



LMAO. It means aunt (mother's sister) in Danish.   Grin

  
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DropBear wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 12:35am:
What are Mosters?  Or if a typo, I'm curious what it was meant to be?



Regarding the verballing that NotHarHarHar is getting.
You do realise that it is mostly a tiff between Hag and NotHHH, so how do the rest of us get painted into this one?
And the verballing would probably end if NotHarHarHar would stop digging the hole deeper.


And thanks Jerry for the wise advice.
I will aspire to be more like NotHarharhar each and every day.

NotHarHarHar - I was pretty neutral on the whole situation, although getting unbanned for no apparent reason was odd.  It is possible that Jezza had a change of heart - unlikely, but possible.

But I'm afraid that Jezza's post above (using the Mattyboy account) almost nailed the issue shut for me. 
The fact that you haven't once tried to distance yourself from the obvious Turdbine endorsement above pretty much banged it in with the sledge hammer for me mate.

Hope they flipped you for something worthwhile.


I used to think you were not an idiot.

I stand corrected.
  
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Reply #43 - Jul 13th, 2015 at 2:20am
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harharharhar wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 1:32am:
I used to think you were not an idiot. I stand corrected. 


Thanks, but I don't care what you think at all.

Are you sure you want to initiate another flame war on another front?
You ain't doing so well in the other ones.


Why then is a Turdbine controlled Vault account vouching for you, and why aren't you in the slightest bit concerned?
That same account did the same for Meli ....


Or were you to busy enjoying the flattery of being told we should all emulate you?
Take a moment to think about it - what Vaultie would seriously say that and have any credibility left?

Imagine if I wrote, "you know Rubbins is awesome at builds, you guys should be nice to him, and learn to be as good as he is."
Who the hell speaks in a condescending tone like that around here?

Add 1 + 1 genius.
  
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harharharhar wrote on Jul 12th, 2015 at 8:09pm:
i am a moster



DropBear wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 12:35am:
What are Mosters?  Or if a typo, I'm curious what it was meant to be?




I had to ask around on this one to find out myself. It turns out that it is a incredibly lame-hipster and tabletop claim, as is: most damage, most kills, most gear, most wins, most attacks per round etc....

So "Moster" is the kind of thing fat pimply 18 year olds who spend the whole weekend hiding at the local hobby store call each other to feel badass, about all the min-maxing they accomplished instead of having sex.

Alright, alright, I added the sex part, but it seems to be a logical conclusion.

Why am I not surprised that Notharharhar was familiar with this rather niche term?  Have you been posting in-between rounds of warhammer 40k sobby?
  
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OldCoaly wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 12:50am:
Clearly, this is a Gambit. 


STOP that right now, do not poke that particular bear please, last thing we need is him banging around for a week, arcage's gain was our salvation.

DropBear wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 2:20am:
Add 1 + 1



Oh, I know this one. Pick me, pick me.
  
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DropBear wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 2:20am:
"you know Rubbins is awesome at builds, you guys should be nice to him, and learn to be as good as he is."

thanks!
  

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DropBear wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 2:20am:
Thanks, but I don't care what you think at all.



because you think he's a drongo?
  

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because you think he's a drongo?


Why does the why matter?
  
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