Vault - Ass kissing grand parade

Vault › General › DDO-Specific Discussion › Ass kissing grand parade

(Moderator: Strakeln)

‹ Previous Topic | Next Topic ›

Page Index Toggle

Pages: [1] 2

Normal Topic

Ass kissing grand parade (Read 10054 times)

Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1177 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Ass kissing grand parade Aug 29^th, 2015 at 4:08am	Print Post
	https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/464722-Hirelings-are-getting-worse-and... Long story short the best ass kissers and boot licker formed a raid party and went crazy. The first 2 pages are already more than enough to stimulate a moderate homicidal urge. Some people have really no shame whatsoever. I bet they would sell their own mothers just to feel the tip of Sev's dick on their own asses. Can't even pity them anymore


	IP Logged

Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #1 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 4:13am	Print Post
	Artorias wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 4:08am: feel the tip of Sev's dick on their own asses. If you want a taste you could just give Cordo a little tongue.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
	IP Logged

Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1177 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #2 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 4:42am	Print Post
	How do you know?


	IP Logged

Illetirated Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 568 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2013	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #3 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 5:28am	Print Post
	I bet they walk around with a Turbine dildo up their ass they got from their PAX swagbag

	How to hide KingNigNog's threads How to hide KingNigNog's threads (upgraded version)
	IP Logged

Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9961 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #4 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 8:39am	Print Post
	I know you can check the appropriate section... I stumbled upon will give you an idea of when it Drone AI will get fixed.

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
	IP Logged

Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #5 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 8:45am	Print Post
	Illetirated wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 5:28am: I bet they walk around with a Turbine dildo up their ass they got from their PAX swagbag Tolero gave up her collection??

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
	IP Logged

Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #6 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 11:51am	Print Post
	Quote: ~ Your hireling wouldn't raise you. I thought the hireling needed to cast this on your stone? If your stone was too far away I don't know if that works. I'll check tomorrow. This is as far as I could get, it hurts so bad. Why? Why won't they play their own game?

	- Zorro
	IP Logged

gibbon Dragon Raider Offline smhma in a cube Posts: 256 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2014	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #7 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 12:05pm	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 11:51am: This is as far as I could get, it hurts so bad. Why?� Why won't they play their own game? I was going to quote this as well. So guileless. Just lets it all hang out there.


	IP Logged

Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9961 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #8 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 1:30pm	Print Post
	Well couldn't resist adding a few nails to the coffin... Come on there's quite a few things he doesn't seem to know : - Stone Leashing timer. - Drone carrying Stones - and just the obvious fact that it's the same for everybody : Raises are cast on the fucking character, not the stone.... ( Though it would be fun when you dupe your stone... you get two characters to play )

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
	IP Logged

Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1177 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #9 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 2:25pm	Print Post
	Correct. That is simply lame for a producer but the thing that really surprises me (yes, I still get surprised) is the level of servitude and lack of morals that some people reach. As for Sev...oh well. He lacks the knowledge that EVERYONE obtains in about a week or two (a month at worst). Ladies and Gents that is the goddamn producer of DDO. Nuts.....


	IP Logged

Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #10 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 6:33pm	Print Post
	So this wasn't a thread bitching about me..... bad sign when I opened it thinking it was. That kind of narcissism puts me in company with 5foot, harhar, Ollie, skoodge May be time for vault rehab!


	IP Logged

WeHaveLived Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 945 Joined: Apr 24^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #11 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:06pm	Print Post
	Grand wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 6:33pm: vault rehab! Where we lock you in the Sunshine and Butterflies forum until you realize that you love the Vault, just like the Vault loves you.


	IP Logged

Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #12 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:14pm	Print Post
	WeHaveLived wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:06pm: Where we lock you in the Sunshine and Butterflies forum until you realize that you love the Vault, just like the Vault loves you.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
	IP Logged

Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #13 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:41pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 1:30pm: Raises are cast on the fucking character, not the stone.... not after sev fixes that. u28 raises must now be cast on stone only.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
	IP Logged

OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #14 - Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:49pm	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:41pm: not after sev fixes that. u28 raises must now be cast on stone only. Yeah.� I can see this happening. Having the mechanics changed to suit his "understanding" might be easier than playing the game.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
	IP Logged

Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #15 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:35am	Print Post
	Yup. Fran is the basic unit of dumb. Quote: It seems that there's at least one Dev who hates Hirelings and wants them gone from the game! Quote: I use Hirelings a lot and honestly would probably quit DDO if they were ever removed! They're trying to remove hirelings because they discovered it would fix a major game bug: you. They haven't succeeded because they are UuFranned (Uu stands for Uurlock), in other words, several orders of magnitude dumber than you.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
	IP Logged

Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #16 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:52am	Print Post
	Quote: They have tethers so switch the tether around so that that Hire remains ahead of the Player rather than behind! Awesome. Reverse causality, and then use the new physics they discover to improve DDO hireling AI. When someone says something dumb enough to register on the Uska scale, they've Turbined their own dumb. The dumb-specific terminology is to add the "Cordo-" prefix. Fran, this is so stupid, you've CordoFranned. Cordo can Cordo anybody. Paradoxically, only Uska can CordoUska. Sorry, that's just what you get when you work with irrational numbers.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
	IP Logged

5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #17 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:12am	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:41pm: not after sev fixes that. u28 raises must now be cast on stone only. Yes. Movement while dead is overperforming. Running to the rez shrine is an exploit.

	Build links Endgame Gear Guide Cannith Crafting Planner link Warning: May contain outdated cultural depictions.
	IP Logged

Vic Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 355 Joined: Oct 19^th, 2013	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #18 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:22am	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:12am: Yes. Movement while dead is overperforming. Running to the rez shrine is an exploit. Toppie. God. Their dumb hurts.


	IP Logged

Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #19 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 9:59am	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:52am: Awesome. Reverse causality, and then use the new physics they discover to improve DDO hireling AI. When someone says something dumb enough to register on the Uska scale, they've Turbined their own dumb. The dumb-specific terminology is to add the "Cordo-" prefix. Fran, this is so stupid, you've CordoFranned. Cordo can Cordo anybody. Paradoxically, only Uska can CordoUska. Sorry, that's just what you get when you work with irrational numbers. Epic.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
	IP Logged

Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #20 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:48pm	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Aug 29^th, 2015 at 10:41pm: not after sev fixes that. u28 raises must now be cast on stone only. Should we schedule the hotfix now that will fix the 'feature' of not being able to res someone when they're in a hireling's pocket? Maybe also send someone to tell Sev what it means to be 'in someone's pocket.'

	- Zorro
	IP Logged

AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #21 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 3:10pm	Print Post
	Quote: They have tethers so switch the tether around so that that Hire remains ahead of the Player rather than behind! lol


	IP Logged

CosmicCharlie Shroud Slacker Offline How do you do? Posts: 1152 Joined: Mar 3^rd, 2012	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #22 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 9:22pm	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:52am: When someone says something dumb enough to register on the Uska scale, they've Turbined their own dumb. The dumb-specific terminology is to add the "Cordo-" prefix. Fran, this is so stupid, you've CordoFranned. Cordo can Cordo anybody. Paradoxically, only Uska can CordoUska. Sorry, that's just what you get when you work with irrational numbers. Isaac Newton's final conjecture at long last...solved. May it rain large and firm yet soft boobies down upon thee.


	IP Logged

Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #23 - Aug 31^st, 2015 at 9:06am	Print Post
	Hirelings only need to be able to do two things. Cast heals/raises and hit levers/wheels/doors/stand on pressure plates/etc. All the problems come because they want hirelings to be able to melee or offensive cast effectively. Only one time have I ever used a hireling for anything other than the above. I've used Flare (level 8 or 9 wizard hireling that has Wall of Fire on his bar) in Shadow Crypt when soloing on a melee years and years ago. Even then, outside of keeping himself alive, I would prefer he didn't do anything besides what I explicitly told him to do. Hirelings should have less AI and more follow instructions as given. I'd prefer a hireling that permanently did nothing unless I asked them to.


	IP Logged

Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Ass kissing grand parade Reply #24 - Aug 31^st, 2015 at 2:19pm	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Aug 31^st, 2015 at 9:06am: Hirelings should have less AI and more follow instructions as given. /Signed "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain". I'd love to see effective melee hirelings so when leveling a cleric I could test stuff before embarrassing myself in a group, but not if it came at the expense of the basic functions you listed above. And years of screwed up hirelings has proven we can't have both from Turbine

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
	IP Logged

Page Index Toggle

Pages: [1] 2

‹ Previous Topic | Next Topic ›

« Board Index ‹ Board Top

Top

Vault » Powered by YaBB 2.6.11!
YaBB Forum Software © 2000-2024. All Rights Reserved.

Valid XHTML

Valid CSS

Powered by Perl

Source Forge