Yobai wrote on Feb 1
st, 2014 at 6:32pm:
First, last, and only posting in these open forums, so don't wait for a reply to your pithy, hilarious comment.
I accepted a seat on the Council.
If you want to talk to me, come find me in game.
I don't read the forums, watch podcasts, search out websites for in-game aids, know the turbine people's names, or do any of the other million and one tasks that seem like not-fun work.
I am giving a list for each server of the toon that is at a level that I can handle chit-chatting with you. I'm sure you've got some tech-y way to find out who all my alts are... which is fine. If you bug me on those alts, ESPECIALLY IF I'M LEADING A RAID, I will squelch you and send in a complaint of harassment.
I'm saying that first up because in RL I am a girl and I want more girls to play this game because it is a) fun, b) not bloody, and c) not sexually explicit (although some of those hireling bikinis.... laughable).
To that end, if I'm ever in a group where someone starts the "hey baby, want to see my tent pole" kind of stuff... I dump them from group and squelch them. Because that's attractive to no one in the group except the loser himself.
Here's what I think is sexy: dry wit and a helping attitude. Thank god so many of our servers have those 2 qualities in spades. Otherwise, I would no longer be playing.
If you want to talk to me in game, we are going to do it while doing a quest. I am not going to sit on your airship while you ***** and moan. If we are not moving, you . are . boring . me.
Finally, my levels won't change this year because I park different toons at different levels to help the most needy. Lvl 1's for first time snowy-side Korthos. Level 19's who can taste 20. Stuff like that.
My guilds do change often. I seek out guilds that are low level and need help reaching 20 so they can get that Airship. Then I move on to another low level. Most of these guilds don't know me from beans. If you bug them, they'll just be confused. Except on Wayfinder, of course. Poor, poor Wayfinder.
Argon: Pnyx 15 rogue
Cann: Torquel 17 fight
Ghall: Cursive 13/3 sorc
Khyb: Amscray 16 bard
Orien: Taurag 15 pally
Sarl: Buckles 17 wiz
Wayfinder: Trouble 26 fighter
Wayfinder: Tantin 4 rogue (if you don't have a toon on that server and have to roll one up quick)
See you in game.
I can't say that I disagree with her sentiments, but her delivery sure needs some work. Comes across all wrong.
I have to say that a lot of guys get a bit creepy when they realise they're playing with a female in group.
And not wanting to be hassled all the time is fair enough.
She's a staight shooter at least.

I can imagine her IRL saying:
"Stand the fuck back dude or when I finish capsicum spraying you, I'm gunna tazer your genitals!"