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Re: hotfix 3.19
Reply #50 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 2:59pm
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well, so what did they break  now? aside from "crashing isues"?
  
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Re: hotfix 3.19
Reply #51 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 3:08pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
Maybe someone here can suggest a version tracking solution that the players can use to manage this information.


Coaly, you're a genius! Turbine employees may work their way onto the lurker free board, but they'll never go near version management software!
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #52 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 4:32pm
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Meursault wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 3:08pm:
Coaly, you're a genius! Turbine employees may work their way onto the lurker free board, but they'll never go near version management software!


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Reply #53 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 6:39pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
It really is a lot to keep track of!

Maybe someone here can suggest a version tracking solution that the players can use to manage this information.


Introducing Sploitracker 1.0
  
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Re: hotfix 3.19
Reply #54 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 7:26pm
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Introducing Sploitracker 1.0


Link, please.

Maybe JJFlanigan could extend his cubicleninja infrastructure to provide this function.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Re: hotfix 3.19
Reply #55 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 7:45pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
Maybe someone here can suggest a version tracking solution that the players can use to manage this information.


Meursault wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 3:08pm:
Coaly, you're a genius! Turbine employees may work their way onto the lurker free board, but they'll never go near version management software!


You guys are friggin' killing me over here  Grin
  
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Re: hotfix 3.19
Reply #56 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 10:19pm
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So... every now and then some old exploits will come back. Nice.
  

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Reply #57 - Mar 19th, 2014 at 11:19pm
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CanIHazYourStuff wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 10:19pm:
So... every now and then some old exploits will come back. Nice.


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Reply #58 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 12:40am
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OldCoaly wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
It really is a lot to keep track of!

Maybe someone here can suggest a version tracking solution that the players can use to manage this information.


Agreed.  Though, you can always PM Epoch for the most up to date information.  He may not post often, but he lurks constantly, and keeps up with the confusion here at the Vault.
  

 
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Reply #59 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 5:20am
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OldCoaly wrote on Mar 19th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
It really is a lot to keep track of!

Maybe someone here can suggest a version tracking solution that the players can use to manage this information.

bleh, you're right Sad I just hoped... nevermind... it will never, entirely, be fixed and a program that keeps track of all the exploits and bugs, with daily testing service, will take too much memory space to work. I am devastated now Cry
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Reply #60 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 5:42am
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Quak wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 5:20am:
bleh, you're right Sad I just hoped... nevermind... it will never, entirely, be fixed and a program that keeps track of all the exploits and bugs, with daily testing service, will take too much memory space to work. I am devastated now Cry



Keeping track of all the broken stuff in the game would require several full-time skilled employees - which Turbine probably can't afford.
  

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Re: hotfix 3.19
Reply #61 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 5:54am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 5:42am:
Keeping track of all the broken stuff in the game would require several full-time skilled employees - which Turbine probably can't afford.


I vote we make a list on what Turbine is able to afford.
  
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Reply #62 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:04am
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Rasczak wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 5:54am:
I vote we make a list on what Turbine is able to afford.


Turbine affordables:

- mice-powered electric generators (with 3 mice, two of them pretty worn out, the third one missing a leg) to power servers
- 4 x286 machines as the servers
- 1 large banana leaf to shelter the servers from the rain
- 1 gameboy colour, 2 game cartridges (Doctor Mario and Pokemon Yellow) - batteries not included, and has a tendency to shortcircuit - as the programming tool of choice
- 9 porn mags, breakdown: 1 Playboy (June 1972, and December 2008 - donated by Fernando), 3 Indonesian Transexual Magazies, 1 (old) Japanese hentai, 4 hand-drawn (on post-its) volumes
- 2 post-its pads and 22 paperclips
- 1 roll of duct tape (left behind by Feather)
- 3 boxes of (slightly used) tissues
- 1 ancient katana, sharp, belonging to Majmal


Did I miss anything?
  

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Reply #63 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:24am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:04am:
Did I miss anything?


Drow cosplay costume of Tolero?


  
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Re: hotfix 3.19
Reply #64 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:50am
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:24am:
Drow cosplay costume of Tolero?



It's true then how the camera adds on...erm...how many pounds is that?
  
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Reply #65 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:53am
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Rasczak wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:50am:
It's true then how the camera adds on...erm...how many pounds is that?


You've met her then?
  
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Reply #66 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:59am
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Angry wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:53am:
You've met her then?


I've met a lot of them when the US were still giving us visas .
There's also more than Tolero in the video (but I haven't met them)

I'm also not hitting on you. I'm just answering your question and slowly backing off before I get my own uber thread.

Can't we just be friends?
  
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Reply #67 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:02am
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I thought Tolero's costume was stolen, and is currently in someone's *coughLESLIEFLETCHERcough* possession?

Also, be very careful, Shaitan - your name has enough similarities with Shataan to be on Thazara's stalk list.
  

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Reply #68 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:03am
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Rasczak wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:59am:
I'm also not hitting on you. I'm just answering your question and slowly backing off before I get my own uber thread.


Hey! Just because some ppl here are horny goats with their panties in a bunch, doesn't mean I have to cause drama about eveything.  Angry

I'm a technical nitpicker, just deal.
  
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Reply #69 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:15am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 5:42am:
Keeping track of all the broken stuff in the game would require several full-time skilled employees - which Turbine probably can't afford.


I have that program. And we do track it.
At least we never disabled the fire button...unlike some other MMOs.
Small team big game. Shit happens.
  
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Reply #70 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:16am
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As for afford?
www.infinitecrisis.com
  
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Reply #71 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:17am
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majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:15am:
I have that program. And we do track it.
At least we never disabled the fire button...unlike some other MMOs.
Small team big game. Shit happens.



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Reply #72 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:18am
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majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:16am:
As for afford?
www.infinitecrisis.com


You're no fun.

Do ladders in IC bug out, too? (WAHAHAHA - I kid, Majmal.)
  

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Reply #73 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:20am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:18am:
You're no fun.

Do ladders in IC bug out, too? (WAHAHAHA - I kid, Majmal.)


That's what the exploit tracking program is for .....to see if they can port some over!

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Reply #74 - Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:22am
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majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 7:15am:
I have that program. And we do track it.
At least we never disabled the fire button...unlike some other MMOs.
Small team big game. Shit happens.


Tracking them is one, while fixing them is entirely another job. I agree Cheesy
  
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