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Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
Reply #25 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 10:40am
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Revaulting wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 4:12am:
Okay:


You're a genuinely happy and optimistic person. I get it. Do you want to stay happy and optimistic, or do you want me to answer your post seriously?


Are you really that worried?

I have nothing to lose. I've gotten tons of PM's here and on the shithole that are nothing but "fuck you," so please try harder than that.

If you want to talk about this off the record, hit me up somewhere that isn't DDO themed. I love talking about the game, especially to other dedicated people.
  

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Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
Reply #26 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 11:59am
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QuantumFX wrote on Aug 30th, 2016 at 6:30pm:
  • NEW: Randomly-generated weapons now generate either martial or caster effects on a given item.


  • Because a simple 50/50 is so much easier and yet still a stupid way to do it.  Well, at least I'll be able to find handwraps for my dogs and iron defenders that don't have spell power on them.

    QuantumFX wrote on Aug 30th, 2016 at 6:48pm:
    PleaseBeGoodPleaseBeGoodPleaseBeGoodPleaseBeGoodPleaseBeGoodPleaseBeGoodPleaseBe
    GoodPleaseBeGoodPleaseBeGood.

    Aw… who am I kidding?  It will probably do nothing to improve interest in the Cannith challenges.

    I see a distinct lack of any mention of their prior plans to add augment slots in place of being craftable.

    Also, scaling effects can't help but be good for Cannith gear, especially given the massive power burst that NRL brought to itemization.

    Revaulting wrote on Aug 30th, 2016 at 7:48pm:
    An intern got bored for a couple hours = Best QoL update since they decided to stop fucking everyone over with Single Window Fighting.

    Surest sign of micromanagement. The game improves x100 when the employees (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) are accidentally given decision power over what to do with their time.


    Seriously.  It took her about 2 hours to eliminate a cool half dozen ways that the had game lied to the players for literally years.  Imagine the progress that could be made if Turbine hired some developers to work on DDO!

    Sailias wrote on Aug 30th, 2016 at 9:58pm:
    I really appreciate the torch waving over here, but I did basically nothing during my month on the dev team in comparison to the rock stars that sat near me.

    Those 'rock stars' had ignored issues which had been reported multiple times across multiple years by multiple people.  Just flat out ignored them.  And you showed exactly how trivial it was to correct them.  Rock stars should produce some music every now and again.

    Sailias wrote on Aug 30th, 2016 at 9:58pm:
    Don't get me wrong, Turbine has had its share of horrible management issues...

    Well, so much for your chances of returning.
    « Last Edit: Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:06pm by Frank »  

    No, let me be Frank.

    Digimonk wrote on Dec 8th, 2016 at 12:39pm:
    I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive.


    Smart players know how to use buyback.

    Digimonk wrote on Dec 22nd, 2016 at 1:58pm:
    I will not chone.

    I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect.


    Smart people don't elicit "side effects."  They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #27 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:13pm
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    Sailias wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 10:40am:
    Are you really that worried?

    I don't know. Sometimes you're happily enjoying something until someone points out its flaws, and then you can't un-notice those flaws and it's ruined.

    You're the one claiming the devs are rock stars, while you did basically nothing. But is that right? Should it even be possible for your "nothing" to steal the spotlight if these guys are rock stars? A goddamn incorrect description is on the list of known issues for 3 or 4 years? Stunning Fist is just now, for the first time ever, going to list its DC in the tool-tip?

    You are the one who made these portions of the game stop looking utterly incompetent.

    They are the ones who spend all their time shitting out one new half-baked system after the next, without even finishing the descriptions before moving on.

    So you tell me. Did the rock stars delete the old CC code, or just comment it out? Did anyone make even a half-hearted gesture towards version control? If that happened, then yes. The future of DDO has easily never looked better. Maybe there will come a time when your idle procrastination doesn't match the high-water mark, as one of the few shining moments in DDO history when anyone at Turbine bothered to spare two or three seconds to correct their goddamn spelling. That's where the bar is set. It's a goddamn long way away from rock star.
      

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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #28 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:26pm
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    For some reason I feel like that rock star is Ozzy.
      

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    Strakeln wrote on Feb 10th, 2016 at 9:17pm:
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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #29 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:49pm
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    Revaulting wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:13pm:
    I am bitter.


    Give it a rest.  She doesn't have to entertain your personal vendetta against DDO.
      
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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #30 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:52pm
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    This weapon does xdx damage vs Elfs...

    Motherfucking "Elfs"

    I'd like to think Turbine farmed some work out to people whose 1st language is not English...


      

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    Reply #31 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 1:01pm
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    Tspoon wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:49pm:
    Give it a rest.  She doesn't have to entertain your personal vendetta against DDO.


    Shut the fuck up. Revaulting is one of the few consistent posters here that doesn't have a hatefuck or Turbine asslicking agenda to push.
      
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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #32 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 1:26pm
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    Shut the fuck up. Revaulting is one of the few consistent posters here that doesn't have a hatefuck or Turbine asslicking agenda to push.


    This is a sock boy sock account.  For those of you who don't already know.  You could have just used Grand/Barcelot/Hag Master/Mattyboy/Flipton/Forest/RemRemi/yardarm/etc...etc....
      
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    Reply #33 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 1:51pm
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    Asheras wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 1:26pm:
    This is a sock boy sock account.  For those of you who don't already know.  You could have just used Grand/Barcelot/Hag Master/Mattyboy/Flipton/Forest/RemRemi/yardarm/etc...etc.... 



    Bullshit.

    Why don't you whine about how everyone who has burned you or  who you don't like is a sock some more bitch, or maybe you and Tspot can cuddle each other and compare how the bad people touched you wrong.


    And go ahead and try calling me a sock for calling you out bitch, just proves the point that you use it as an all purpose excuse for whenever someone gets your panties in a knot or picks on your buttbuddies.  Smiley




    *postscript: Thanks for drawing attention to Tspoon and your own posts Ass, it was very informative for me to take a couple of minutes to read-up on the last couple of dozen posts 'Tspoon' has made, being that they are so very familiar in content in style. Please tell me more about socks.
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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #34 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 2:07pm
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    And go ahead and try calling me a sock


    Ok.  You are a sock.
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    Reply #35 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 2:12pm
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    Asheras wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 2:07pm:
    Ok.  You are a sock.



    No, you just want to act like everyone who calls you on bullshit is a sock. Your butthurt is that immense and your motivation that obvious.    
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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #36 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 2:18pm
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    Asheras wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 1:26pm:
    This is a sock boy sock account. 


    Might be, but that doesn't make him wrong.
      

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    Reply #37 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 2:18pm
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    Who Cares wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:26pm:
    For some reason I feel like that rock star is Ozzy.



    Cheesy
      

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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #38 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 2:55pm
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    Mokune wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:52pm:
    This weapon does xdx damage vs Elfs...

    Motherfucking "Elfs"

    I'd like to think Turbine farmed some work out to people whose 1st language is not English...




    I blame Feather who was trying to be hip and use the olde english version.
      

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    Re: 8-30-2016 Lammaland release notes
    Reply #39 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 3:08pm
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    Asheras wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 2:07pm:
    Ok.  You are a sock.


    You never call me a sock.
      

    Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
    they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
    Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
    Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
    eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
    everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
    majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
    I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
    Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
    DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
    GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
    Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
    Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
    Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
    Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
    Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
    palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
    Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
    PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
    The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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    Reply #40 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 3:44pm
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    *postscript: Thanks for drawing attention to Tspoon and your own posts Ass, it was very informative for me to take a couple of minutes to read-up on the last couple of dozen posts 'Tspoon' has made, being that they are so very familiar in content in style. Please tell me more about socks. 


    LOL, OMG I left the game for so long I reincarnated into a sock...
      
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    Reply #41 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 5:13pm
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    Tspoon wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:49pm:
    Give it a rest.  She doesn't have to entertain your personal vendetta against DDO.

    So true. You must have missed the part where I asked and she said yes, she really does want to hear how bitter I am. Also, you don't know what "vendetta" means.


    Who Cares wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:26pm:
    For some reason I feel like that rock star is Ozzy.

    I think fewer bats would make it past development.
      

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    Reply #43 - Aug 31st, 2016 at 7:20pm
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    OldCoaly wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 3:08pm:
    You never call me a sock.


    That's cause you aren't a sock.  It is known.
      
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    Mokune wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 12:52pm:
    This weapon does xdx damage vs Elfs...

    Motherfucking "Elfs"

    I'd like to think Turbine farmed some work out to people whose 1st language is not English...




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    Reply #45 - Sep 1st, 2016 at 8:55am
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    painkiller wrote on Sep 1st, 2016 at 8:24am:
    I'm sure they'll keep you in mind whenever they're looking for a fucking secretary

    It's about taking pride in your language skills and communicating effectively and efficiently. Sure, it's hard to misunderstand "elfs" vs "elves" or "dwarfs" vs "dwarves". However, examples of much less clear writing abound - many of them by people who are supposed to be professionals (and/or whose work is supposed to be approved after being proof-read). And it's not like it's hard to write a little logic to look for words ending in letters that need to be changed in order to make the word plural. I've written plenty of logic to do just that. It's easy to write, easy to test, and it works well. This lack of attention to detail is just another indictment of the overall quality of work done by the Turbine team. When you pay attention to the seemingly insignificant details, those are the times when you impress people and give them confidence in the quality of the rest of your work.
      

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    If one of those types of weapons isn't "wraps", then it's a non-starter for Fran.
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    Reply #46 - Sep 1st, 2016 at 3:37pm
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    Asheras wrote on Aug 31st, 2016 at 7:20pm:
    That's cause you aren't a sock.  It is known. 



    This right here is fucking priceless, 'It is known'.... LOL.  Right, so how about you check in with the other fuckwits who desperately 'Knew' who the wanted socks to be, ask them how it worked out for them to and maybe  they will prep you for the disappointment and ridicule when you're wrong like them.  Then again, maybe those scalp-less victims may be trying to troll you into a similar public meltdown similar to their own past implosions.... good fun.

    The best part is this is all from the self-important hyper sensitive PC Tubine shill dumbshit who is constantly trying to get other posters to tell him their in game names and servers so he can burn them with Turby all while trying to buy obviously duped $20 otto's boxes that have plausible deniability.

    Bu-bye!
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    Reply #47 - Sep 1st, 2016 at 5:10pm
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    I hate to ruin this fun round of "who's the sock!?" but even the shithole doesn't devolve into threads like this.

    Revaulting, I appreciate your candor. Conversations from the outside looking in are always just a tad wrong, but anyone can see that horrible stuff happened behind the scenes at one point. Things were very very very bad. They are getting better.

    Plus, random loot is split between martial and caster now. Shouldn't it be time for everyone on this board to claim that this is somehow not exactly what they wanted? Cheesy
      

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    Sailias wrote on Sep 1st, 2016 at 5:10pm:
    . They are getting better.



    Citation please.
      
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    Reply #49 - Sep 1st, 2016 at 5:16pm
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    Grand wrote on Sep 1st, 2016 at 5:13pm:
    Citation please.


    Sailias wrote on Sep 1st, 2016 at 5:10pm:
    random loot is split between martial and caster now.

      

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